One guy is shooting rockets to Mars. The other guy is so high he thinks he is on Mars! Biden picks the smartest guy he knew. Trump picks the smartest guy, the world might ever know!
I know people hate Elon Musk but let us be serious. He is brilliant, successful and has changed commercial space flights in America. Forever. We used to pay people to get to space, now we own the Galaxy! Thanks to some idiot who is saving America from going in financial default. The president has asked a genius to help save America. Elon said for sure. It is only the US government; how hard could it be? It’s not like it is Rocket Science.
We are ridiculing Trump for hiring a genius. While Joe Biden worked with Hunter Biden. We are burning down Tesla’s because we hate Elon and DOGE. Joe Biden’s son Hunter does not own a car dealership. Burning down Hunter’s artwork would be an improvement!
How smart is Hunter Biden. Let us compare the guy who invented a flame thrower and a rocket that can land itself like a self-parking car. To a guy who took pictures of his penis and posted it online, while his dad was Vice President. At the end of the article, you tell me who you would hire to save America. Elon or Hunter?
On October 29, 2020, then Democratic nominee Joe Biden described his son Hunter as “the smartest guy I know”. This is amid growing questions about the former vice president’s alleged ties to his son’s business dealings. Biden made the remarks during an online event hosted by Oprah Winfrey. How much did Oprah get paid? They used the same playbook. Joe went on Oprah and won. So, Kamala did the same thing in 2024. So original!
Joe was not kidding, he said this with a straight face. Hunter Biden, the guy who left his laptop at a computer repair shop, is brilliant. Hunter Biden who said he sniffed Parmesan cheese of the floor. That guy launches rockets into space. Hunter Biden the guy who takes money from the Mayor of Moscow’s wife, that guy invented an electrical vehicle company?
I am confused is Joe Biden serious. His son threw a gun, registered to him in a trash can outside a shopping center. In broad daylight and on surveillance camera. Well, he did not throw it, his dead brother’s wife who he was having an affair with did it. Do you still want to hire Hunter? A nightmare, a walking soap opera nightmare.
Hallie Biden threw the gun in a trash can outside a store in Wilmington DE. She soon regretted the decision and returned to the store, but it was gone. Then she called the police. Hallie Biden, who is the widow of Beau Biden. The older son of Joe Biden. Hallie Biden and Hunter were dating at the time, she found the gun in his truck and tried to get rid of it.
This is not the first time Hunter Biden has been in trouble. The list is long. What do you expect, his dad was a politician for fifty plus years. How many times did Hunter get out of trouble because of Joe Biden his dad? How many times has Joe Biden pardoned Hunter Biden, before 2024?
Hunter’s legal problems started in the summer of 1988 when he was 18 years old. While on a family vacation on the Jersey Shore, he was arrested for narcotics possession. Yet, he did not suffer any legal consequences. Joe Biden was running for president during this time. Ironically on an America’s war on drugs campaign. This is priceless, please keep reading. Joe Biden said he wanted “to hold every drug user accountable.” Hunter admitted to abusing cocaine while in college. There was no police record during those years.
Around this time Elon Musk was a college dropout. Musk took his first significant risk when he dropped out of his PhD at Stanford University after just a few days of studying. To concentrate on his startup company Zip2 Corporation. When the company was purchased by the Compaq Computer Corporation in 1999, 28-year-old Musk walked away with a cool $19 million. The comparison is equal so far.
In 2013 while entering the U.S. Navy Reserve, Hunter tested positive for cocaine. He said someone laced his cigarettes while he was at the bar. They call that a “Woolly Mammoth”, drug class 101. He never got in trouble, just released. After this he was appointed to the Board of Burisma, a Ukrainian gas and energy firm. Making $86,000 per month was not enough for Hunter.
Musk netted $180 million from the sale of PayPal in 2001 to eBay. He founded SpaceX in 2002. By 2009, SpaceX’s Falcon 1 rocket became the first privately developed vehicle to put a satellite into orbit. Musk talked about having Asperger’s syndrome, a neurodevelopmental condition where those diagnosed have difficulties with social interactions. He is not on any medication or anything, he just acts awkward.
In the fall of 2016, while dating the widow of his dead brother, Hunter Biden goes on drug binge. After he wrecks the car, he checks into a clinic. However, the people at Hertz Rental discover various things in the car left behind by Hunter and alert the police. They find a bag of crack cocaine, a meth pipe, Secret Service business cards, Hunter’s credit cards and driver’s license, and his dead brother’s attorney general’s badge. His older brother Beau had been the attorney general of Delaware.
The FBI contacted the Secret Service, who contacted daddy. Hunter was safe and secure. For some strange reason, the DA dropped the charges. The DA said there was “a lack of evidence.” I am now seeing why Joe Biden said that about Hunter! Smart, real smart!
Elon lost his car too, in space. In 2018, Musk launched his old cherry-red Tesla sports car into space. A space-suited mannequin nicknamed “Starman” was strapped into the driver’s seat, and the car’s radio was set up to play David Bowie’s Life on Mars on repeat. The rocket overshot its intended orbit of Mars. It is kind of like a drug bender in Vegas!
In 2018 Hunter was investigated for tax and money laundering charges. Hunter did not report all his income, and whether he lied about his drug use when purchasing a gun. We all know daddy pardoned him and let him go free.
Musk paid $455 million in taxes on $1.52 billion of income between 2014 and 2018. In 2018 Elon musk was one of several influential tech giants who helped finance the company who started AI. Eventually called Chat GPT. I guess money laundering sounds more exciting. Paying taxes is for fools Elon! In December 2023, tax records revealed that Musk had donated $100 million to “The Foundation”, to create a primary and secondary school focused on teaching (STEM) subjects.
Enough about Elon’s business dealings. Maybe Joe was not talking about book smarts. How about street smarts, Hunter must be a genius. Hunter denied getting a stripper pregnant. Until a paternity test proved he was the father. Also, his name was discovered on the websites of Ashley Madison (for married people who want to have affairs) and his images were on Pornhub. Brilliant! He tried not to pay for child support, which backfired too.
Elon Musk is a dad too! He gave the child an unusual name: X Æ A-12. The “A-12” element is a nod to the Lockheed A-12 aircraft, but he had to change the name. Because his son’s name broke the law. Elon Musk has fourteen kids; they all get child support. His son was with him at the White House. He picked his nose and wiped it on Donald Trump’s desk.
Hunter has been protected over the years by certain people, everyone that owes his dad. Joe must be correct about Hunter Biden. Elon Musk might not have the same exciting story as Hunter Biden. I will try to make Elon interesting!
Elon Musk created a school. Astra Nova is an online school that reaches millions. Elon is a mentor. Robert Downey Jr. turned to him for inspiration for Tony Stark in the Iron Man movies. The SpaceX factory was used as a filming location for Iron Man 2. He is behind SpaceX’s Starlink satellite internet services. Internet service for the entire globe. Launched by his rockets. Still cannot decide who to hire. Elon Musk or Hunter Biden, I will continue.
In October 2022, Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion dollars. It has over 500 million subscribers. More subscribers than the Hunter Biden images on Pornhub. In 2022 Elon launched Burnt Hair, the “finest fragrance on Earth”. A cologne for repugnant desire. He owns Tesla, the first commercial EV car company.
In January 2021, Musk was worth $185 billion, he surpassed Amazon founder Jeff Bezos to become the richest person in the world. In 2022, Musk lost $200 billion in stock values from his net worth, the first person in history to do so. In December 2024, Elon became the first person to have a net worth of more than $400 billion.
In 2024, Elon’s company successfully implanted a brain chip in a human patient. The procedure was successful, with the patient now fully recovered and able to control a computer mouse using their thoughts. The patient is paralyzed below the shoulders.
In 2023, Hunter sold 27 pieces of art at an average price of $55 thousand each. Hunter Biden has recently filed for bankruptcy. California District Court Judge Herman Vera granted Hunter’s motion to dismiss his case, after Hunter claimed he was too broke to continue suing a former Trump staffer. He failed to pay legal costs that incurred after Hunter sued over the “laptop from hell.”
After Joe Biden left office, the money problems continued for Hunter. Hunter Biden said that he is having financial troubles, including millions of dollars in debt, and housing difficulties after the fires in California. No one will buy his artwork because Joe has no power anymore.
It was a tough choice, but I think I am going with Elon. At least I know he will come to work.
They both went to Private school. Hunter followed his big brother Beau. While Elon went to private school because he was bullied out of public school.
In one incident he was beaten so badly he had to get taken to hospital and even decades later he was still having surgery to try and fix the damage caused. “If you have never been punched in the nose, you have no idea how it affects you the rest of your life,” Musk later said. His younger brother Kimbal, who had been there at the time, recalled, “they sat on him and just kept beating the shit out of him and kicking him in the head. When they got finished, I could not even recognize his face. It was such a swollen ball of flesh that you could barely see his eyes.”
Hunter had a daddy that babies him to this day. Joe Biden is still wiping up after Hunter. With all that support and connections, no wonder Hunter turned out so lucky. Elon is the total opposite. Elon’s father was an ass. Did it make Elon a better person? Did it stop Elon from achieving remarkable things with his life?
After the brutal fight, Elon’s dad Errol Musk sided with the boy who had beaten his son up. Errol says, “the boy had just lost his father to suicide, and Elon had called him stupid. Elon had this tendency to call people stupid. How could I possibly blame that child?” Elon has Asperger’s syndrome, a neurodevelopmental condition where those diagnosed have difficulties with social interactions. He does awkward shit, like raising his hand in the air like a SS soldier.
The relationship between Elon and his dad is famously strained, made all the worst by the fact Errol has had two children with his own stepdaughter, Jana. Elon had a horrible childhood, he overcame it. Or has he? We all have demons! We do not sniff Parmesan cheese to exorcise them. Elon has had some difficulties, but burning down my Tesla makes no sense. Elon has been bullied his whole life. But to ridicule him and call him EVIL.
To slam Donald Trump for picking him. All this gaslighting by the floundering Democrats, only shows they are losing. Sore losers cry after they lose. Sore losers ridicule a genius who launches rockets into space. Sore losers tell Trump he is wrong. By hiring the smartest guy, The World Might Ever Know!
